HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH, MY ASS!

These things are amazing.

I will never get sick of Ode to thee, Tobacco Leaf.

Yeah, about those loud sounds from the public kitchens? Everything's totally under control. No problems over here.

But if you were planning on using them today, you might wanna wait awhile.

Everything's fine. Really.

[Added in later:] Calling someone from Housekeeping or Maintenance.